Orlando Hohmeier

👋 Hey! I'm Orlando an all-round-nerd from Hamburg, Germany.

Currently I'm CTO at Katulu, building a Federated AI Platform that allows organizations to completely cut the cost of lengthy data centralization projects and sidestep many other issues blocking AI projects. You'll likely find me jumping between coding, strategy, research, and whatever needs doing.

This is my personal website, so all thoughts and opinions expressed here are entirely my own. Consider this a fair warning.

P.S. You'll also find me on GitHub, and LinkedIn, and may be on Bsky, and Mastodon. Always happy to connect and chat about interesting ideas!

You No Longer Need to Code

Lazar Jovanovic is Lovable's first "professional vibe coding engineer." In a LinkedIn short1 that got some traction, he made the case that learning to code is pointless now. AI writes the code. The problem is solved.

Seductive Answers

So there I was, manually cleaning up old files, trying to free up some space on my drive to squeze in another backup. You know how it goes. Delete, delete, keep, delete... wait, what's this? Buried in a backup from 2014, I found this note about simple answers and stupid algorithms. Reading it now, in 2025, it's both funny and a bit unsettling how spot-on some of it was.